Paula White

You know, for a crazy heretical preacher, Paula White sure is hot. Yeah, I know, this is probably the most spiritual thing I’ve ever posted.

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The Universe Knows! It Knows Man, it Knows!

Superman vs. Mithras

I’d like to demonstrate how Superman is nothing more than a rip-off of the ancient Persian-Roman god Mithras. As we’ll see the entire Superman franchise essentially plagiarized Mithras for its own diabolical purposes.

1. Mithras was born from a rock.

As we all know, Superman, whose real name is Ka’el, was born on the planet Krypton. Kryptonite is the broken shards of Superman’s home planet which–after Krypton exploded–scattered across the cosmos. Krypton was a large rock.

2. Mithraic art depicts Mithras surrounded by the twelve signs of the Zodiac.

Superman was the obvious leader of the League of Justice, which also included twelve additional heroes: Batman, Black Canary, Black Lightning, The Flash, Geo-Force, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Green Lantern (John Stewart), Hawkgirl, Red Arrow, Red Tornado, Vixen, and Wonder Woman.

3. Mithras is claimed to have sacrificed himself as a bull in order to save the world.

Superman sacrificed himself when he fought against Doomsday in the Death of Superman series.

4. Some people claim Mithras was resurrected.

Superman came back to life after his death at the hands of Doomsday.

5. Mithras is was considered supreme lord of the cosmos.

Superman, in one of the movies, made the world spin backwards on its axis and made time go in reverse so he could save Lois Lane.

The similarities are clear. Superman is nothing more than a rip-off of Mithraic religion.

Now you know the truth which the great Superman Conspirators don’t want you to know. Spread the truth!

-Jon

Why I can’t be a Docetist

Jesus pooped.

-Jon

Holy Time-Traveling Jesuit Conspirators Batman!

It’s true, see, Jack Chick never fails, never! He’s brilliant!

-Jon